#Parenting #Fail: Liposuction and 7-Year-Olds

It's 2012. It's the year the world will end (as per the Mayan calendar), the year we really get serious about bringing home our troops and the year we will select a new President. At first glance, it seems like 2012 is fast becoming a year that will prove to be unforgettable on many levels. Liposuction as … Continue reading #Parenting #Fail: Liposuction and 7-Year-Olds

WWF Smackdown – Why I Sometimes Let ‘Em Duke it Out

You WHAT?!!! Yes, I know. Some of you are already in an uproar and that's perfectly fine. But if you hang with me for a few moments, I will prove to you why sometimes, letting your children figure things out on their own is the BEST thing you, as a parent, will ever do. Now, … Continue reading WWF Smackdown – Why I Sometimes Let ‘Em Duke it Out

Understanding How Boys and Girls Think

Boys and Girls: They Are Different Because They Think Different As a parent of both a male and female child, I've learned a powerful truth: boys and girls are different. Not the most profound thing you've heard today, I know. Still, aside from the obvious anatomical differences, boys and girls differ in a very unique … Continue reading Understanding How Boys and Girls Think

My Name is Selena and I Have Man Envy…

Your Man Envy Is Showing Good Day Blogger Friends and Family! It's been way too long since my last post and now that I've settled into my CRAZY schedule my posts will be a lot more regular...ahem, your honor I'd like that stricken from the record on the grounds that it might contaminate the jury. … Continue reading My Name is Selena and I Have Man Envy…

Sex, Babies and Stupid Lying Storks!

So, there's no disclaimer with this entry, just good 'ole fashioned "Momma's telling everything" kind of fun!! For new visitors, I have a 2 beautiful children. Adorable. Intelligent. And side-splittingly funny! Here's the latest from one MalcolmWan Kenobi. I can't talk about it... So, Malcolm and his aunt were talking about birthdays and why he wasn't … Continue reading Sex, Babies and Stupid Lying Storks!